Tim Cavanagh gets a spray tan... so do some models:
The topic: the Sausage Academy in Germany where you learn to appreciate the meat. The kicker: Kristi's pizza comment.
Sausage Academy
Kristi runs down the list of things you SHOULDN'T do when you are the vet's office with your pet.
10 Things NOT to do at the Vet's Office
Morgan Freeman calls in to chat about... eye boogers?
Morgan Freeman Calls In
Bill Clinton calls in and recaps the wedding... and his bridesmaid conquests...
Bill Clinton Calls The Show
Kristi reads off a list of things you should never do in public... Tom argues that the studio isn't considered "the public"... Tom says it is because if he whipped his junk out in the studio he'd go to jail.
Things You Should Never Do In Public
Steven Segal calls in with tips for Kristi since she's rearranging her bedroom... apparently, he's now an interior decorator.
Steven Segal Does Interior Decorating
Heywood Banks is THAT guy...
Kristi Lee reads a new study that says the Seven Year Itch is just a myth... it's really 12 Year Itch.
The Seven Year Itch... a Myth?